Camel Questions

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?"
The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

"OK" said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"

"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert", the camel mother answers.

"Thanks Mom" replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??"

The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods."

"That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but... Mom?"

"Yes son?"

"Why the heck are we in the San Diego zoo?"

I have all the answers...just ask the questions...LOL

Would you?

A rabbi was always teaching his followers to seek the answers in themselves. But the followers always came back expecting more answers from him.

Finally he set up a booth with a sign: Any Two Questions Answered for only 100.00 After some deliberation, one of his richest followers decided to go for it and brought two important questions.

He paid the money and said to the rabbi as he paid him, Isnt 100 rather costly for just two questions?

Yes, said the Rabbi, and what is your second question?

My questions are:
How do yuo spend your free time?
What classes do you take at school?
How many sisters/brothers do you have?
What is your imagination about Turkmenistan?
What was your happiest day that you remember?